Estimates vary as to how many faces have been targeted-some say 800,000, some say 1.2 million-but it is accepted as a fact that he has rocked every single face he has seen. So why are we looking for Bon Jovi? Why is he wanted, wanted dead or alive? A spree of face rocking. That’s not a criminal act, mind you, but good to know. Also, according to intelligence we’ve gathered, sometimes when he’s alone, all he does is think. Additionally, he’s been known to drive all night just to get back home (his house has an adjoining cybertronic-horse barn), so we’re casting a pretty wide net. Days! To compensate for this interruption in his circadian rhythms, Bon Jovi has evidently crafted some sort of alcohol-based calendar, where he can actually tell the day by the bottle that he drinks. Sure, sometimes he sleeps, but sometimes he can go for days without doing so. Bon Jovi has almost superhuman abilities. And no matter how callous you think you are to the attributes of criminals, you may want to brace yourself. There is other information I need to share with you about Bon Jovi. Reports differ on whether he uses it as a sort of crossbow or whether it’s actually a guitar that he plays with such shocking mastery as to render victims helpless. Bon Jovi is also armed with a loaded six-string that he carries on his back. Bullets can’t even penetrate this horse, much less stop it. This thing is exactly like a Thoroughbred, only much larger and made from an incredibly resilient alloy. And don’t think this is some sort of comical clunky robot horse with whimsical hydraulic sound effects and extraneous flashing lights. Plenty of petty-theft and lewd-behavior calls. Granted, it’s fairly routine for cowboys to run afoul of the law, especially in the winter, when the work and money dry up and they’ve got time on their hands. Who is Bon Jovi? Well, to begin with, he’s a cowboy. But I urge you to pay close attention in your pursuit of Mr. I’m sure you think they’re essentially all the same and that only the names have changed. I realize many of you have become cynical about the all-points bulletins issued for dangerous criminals. Reason:Attention, all law enforcement in the region:
One sings songs and rocks them with music the other takes their money and i suppose "rocks" their normal lives. Point 6: "Ive seen a million faces" is a reference to the fact that both rockstars and outlaws travel alot and meet many different people. The six string is obviously a guitar but the fact that its "loaded" means that its some what like a six shooter. Point 5:"I walk the streets with a loaded six string on my back" That is merging the tow independent identities of a rockstar and outlaw into one. A beer if youre relaxing and not needing your basic motor skills(shooting or playing guitar) or water if you cant relax. Point 4:"Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink." You drink what appropriate for what youre doing. Point 3: "Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days." Thats is showing how both rock stars and outlaws get little to no sleep because of their schedules/activities.
#Wanted dead or alive song plus#
Plus a steel horse is obviously a motorcycle thats totally obvious.
Now the bad boy image is a guy on a bike. Wanted dead or alive." This is just restating the parallel he is about to illustrate.
Point 2: "Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. Point 1: The first line says "Its all the same, only the names have changed." Thats about how they used to be called outlaw cowboys and now they're rock stars. Its a parallel between Bon Jovi's live on the road and that of an out law cowboy. I still drive (I still drive), dead or alive I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all I've been everywhere, still I'm standing tall I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drinkĪnd times when you're alone, well, all you do is thinkĪnd I walk these streets, a loaded six-string on my back The people I meet always go their separate ways Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days I'd drive all night just to get back home It's all the same, only the names will changeĪnother place where the faces are so cold
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